Seen at FreeZone at about 10 p.m., September 13th, 2013
A girl can't really turn thirty when her torso's covered in juvenile highlighter drawings straight out of a Hollywood frat party. Ariana wears her friends' pictures and words like armor, the glyphs glowing under the blacklights as though the ink were made from some sort of radioactive, anti-aging element. If a drag queen can hide her gender, a girl can hide her age. Anything's possible in a gay bar.
FreeZone was a pretty great gay bar, I have to say. There was a fun drag show, and their DJ was decent. He threw in some older jams that made me laugh. Plus, I finally learned the Cupid Shuffle. You know, three years too late.