Theory: for every material possession I gain, I lose something of my youth.
GAINS AND LOSSES OVER THE PAST 20 YEARS
Major material gains:
- Leather briefcase
- Newer iPod
- Even newer iPod
- Smooth skin
- General stamina
- Pain-free knees
- Pain-free neck
- Pain-free back
- Give away all my possessions and go live in my mother's basement.
- Smash all mirrors.
- Speed up pace of purchases and commit suicide by consumerism.
It seems I'm really into list stories lately. Hm...
During my ongoing quest to discover the true identity of Mickey, I discovered this picture of Meg & me in The Huffington Post's article about Riot Fest: