People always tell me I look good. I believe I do have a certain kind of charm that is greatly helped along by my sense of style. And this morning I had an epiphany: I must help other men to dress this well. But I have to do it in a quick, easy-to-understand format so they’ll actually bother paying attention. There’s only one way to do this. How can I convey my whole fashion sense in one well-phrased 140-character tweet?
Let’s see. First I have to break my style down. If I’m being honest, I’m one part 1950’s heartthrob (jeans with rolled cuffs over black hi-top chucks), and one part hipster poster boy (Ray-Ban sunglasses, tight black jacket, strategically mussed hair OR meticulously combed hair, depending on the day—mussed today). So, if I write: “Bottom half #TheFonz + Top Half #RyanGosling = #fashion”…yes, that should do it. Perfect. I still have tons of room to link to pictures for further clarification as well. All of you who follow @zachattack89, you’re welcome.